January 2011
“May your coming year be filled with magic and dreams and good madness. I hope...”
– - Neil Gaiman (via gatekeeper)
quidnunc- a gossip or busybody
words words words
poppysmic- the sound of lips smacking together, also known as the tsk, tsk sound.
The only writer to ever use this word in a piece of English literature was James Joyce. Maybe I will too.
Reblog if you're not going to be with the person...
December 2010
1 tag
Reblog if you're staying in tonight.
erin-tc:
quintossential:
iheartjared:
shutupandletmeseeyourjazzhands:
-youcunt:
and also,
Think women have achieved equality? Think again. →
timekiller-s:
We Can’t Be Equal While:
Gender Roles
Men are the default and women are the Other (and therefore lesser).
Being called “girly” or a “sissy” or “pussy” are some of the worst insults you can give a man.
When a woman shows confidence in herself, she is said to “have balls”, or conversely she is a “man-eater”, “ball-buster”, or a “bitch” because she was “too” assertive.
Men are...
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Bella: I trust you.
Edward Cullen: I want to kill you.
Normal Person:
“Get fruity! A mashed banana or peaches inserted in your vagina is a delightful...”
– Cosmopolitan Ultimate Sex Guide. (via ahhellobeautiful-)
Shove 6 different fruits up there and use his dick to make a smoothie.
(via youaintshitbitch)
Cosmo is such a POS magazine. I could write their editorials.
(via kittyeisenberg)
Sorry for this, but … WTF EVEN???
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
I...
It's Getting Better All the Time: dashofwit:... →
dashofwit:
lifelikehome:
20 Ways to Survive a Horror Movie
A quick run-down should you ever find yourself trapped in a horror movie and would prefer to live to tell the tale.
1. Don’t have sex.
Seriously
Abstinence is key.
2. Don’t go out with people you’ve just met that day.
Or she.
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
jenniiii:
Well I butter not tell you, you might…spread it.
Did you hear the joke about the pizza?
Well I probably shouldn’t tell you, it’s kinda…cheesy.
Did you hear the joke about the corn?
Well I don’t know if I should tell you, it’s kinda…corny.
Did you hear the joke about my penis?
Nvm, I won’t tell you.. It’s too long.
Did you hear the one about the sun?
Never mind, it’s...
allodile:
So Flynn from Disney’s Tangled,
Looks like the lovechild of these two:
LUCIFER =/= SATAN
erin-tc:
interatrial:
For reals?? Thanks a lot, Catholic school education >.>
oh my god i know i have ranted about this before but SATAN AND LUCIFER ARE NOT THE SAME PERSON SDJHFSJDFSJDF. I DON’T CARE. I JUST. DON’T CARE. THEY ARE NOT.
EVERYONE IS ALL “LOL BUT MORNING STAR THO.”
LOL MORNING STAR REFERS TO THE KING OF BABYLON AND HOW HE’LL FALL ONE DAY FROM HIS THRONE WHEN GOD TAKES...
OKAY, TUMBLR. ULTIMATE CHALLENGE QUESTION TIME.
erin-tc:
diemarysues:
marceltheshell:
HOW DO YOU PRONOUNCE IT: GIF.
HARD G OR SOFT G? GIFF OR JIFF?
I mix it up, actually.
I either say “JIFF” or “G.I.F” (like initials)
Choosy moms choose Jiff.