March 1st is National Butt Day
Show your love of butt!
-Write poems about butts
- Write songs about butts
- Take pictures of your butt or someone else’s (with their consent)
- Draw butts
- Post butts
- Kiss butts
- Sex butts
-Touch butts
- Shake butts
Etc. Etc.
SAVE THE DATE!
oh
oh really
ok I am definitely celebrating this
(then I’m just gonna retire the butts gag for a while
because this is gonna be CRITICALMASS)welp guess you all get to see my butt
It’s also St. David’s day
I’m sure St. David would bless all the butts.
also my mother’s birthday.
Because I know a certain follower has some weird obsession with butts.

